Those muckraking reporters at the Weekly World News have done it again. Turns out ol' give 'em hell Harry was abducted by aliens while still veep, and a clone was installed in the White House to give the go-ahead for the bombing of Hiroshima. Two years later a traumatized Truman was found naked, wandering aimlessly in the Nevada desert, muttering repeatedly, "The buck stops here, the buck stops here...". In fact, when JFK found out about it, he made plans to reveal the incident to the public in Dallas, on the day he was gunned down by four assassins. Abductee and patsy Lee Oswald was shortly thereafter shot to death by space alien and nightclub owner Jack Ruby.