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What is the world coming to???

Two vicious schoolgirls try to force an overripe tomato down a classmate's throat. Where in heaven's name is their teacher during all this? No wonder kids are toting guns in school.

Bye Bye, Boob Toob

Though I seldom watch television anymore, I'll still be bringing you the latest t.v. highlights and newsworthy items, since I make them all up anyway.

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